Running off at the typewriter …
Don’t blow this, Jacksonville Jaguars.
This is your chance to finally end the decades-long “Curse of the Titans” once and for all.
Come sit on ol’ grandpappy’s knee and let me tell you a story about something that happened a long time ago and how it relates to the up-and-coming Jaguars playing the fading Tennessee Titans in Jacksonville on Saturday night with the AFC South title and a spot in the playoffs going to the winner.
In my mind, as someone who was there more than two decades ago for another crucial game against Titans, the Jags have a chance to regain the pride and passion the Titans sucked from the franchise and the city of Jacksonville all those years ago. Yes, believe or not, the Titans actually did more to ruin the franchise than Urban Meyer.
You see, the Jaguars had an NFL-best 14-2 record during the 1999 regular season, with the only two losses coming to the Titans. And, as fate would have it, those same Titans came to town again to play the Jags in the AFC Championship Game for the right to go to the Super Bowl.
At the time, I was a columnist at the Florida Times-Union and I’ve never been in a city that felt so alive and euphoric leading up to a sporting event. There was a poll done by Jacksonville University a couple of weeks before the game that found that nearly 80 percent of the city felt good about where they lived and most of those surveyed listed the Jaguars as the top reason.
No way would those Jags lose a third time to Tennessee, right? The Jags — with dynamic quarterback Mark Brunell, amazing receivers Jimmy Smith and Keenan McCardell, a pulvering offensive line led by Hall-of-Famer Tony Boselli and an electric running back in Fred Taylor — were simply too dominant. They opened the playoffs with a historically lopsided 62-7 thrashing of the Miami Dolphins in what would be the last NFL game for legendary quarterback Dan Marino and legendary coach Jimmy Johnson.
After such a message-sending victory, it was unfathomable that the Titans would roll into Jacksonville the following week and beat the Jags — again! Which, of course, is exactly what happened. And they didn’t just beat the Jags, they embarrassed them.
The Jaguars led 14-10 at halftime and then simply self-destructed. The Jaguars committed six turnovers and the Steve McNair-quarterbacked Titans scored 23 unanswered points in the second half to advance to the Super Bowl with a 33-14 victory. The Jaguars finished 15-3 — the only time in NFL history that a 3-loss team had all of its defeats administered by the same opponent.
Right after the game ended, I can still remember one of the most violent, drenching thunderstorms I’ve ever experienced unleashing its rage on the city. As I wrote at the time, “It was almost as if the gridiron gods were officially dousing the flames of a once-fervent franchise.”
“It’s going to take us a long, long time to recover from this game,” receiver Smith said at the time.
So long, in fact, the Jaguars still haven’t really recovered.
Oh, sure, they’ve made the playoffs a couple of times and had that fluky season in 2017 when they almost beat the Patriots to get to the Super Bowl. But, for the most part, the franchise has never, ever been the same.
Do not blow this, Jaguars.
This is your chance to finally regain the pride and self-respect Tennessee took from you on Jan 23, 2000.
Remember the Titans! …
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After more than two years recovering from a serious knee injury, Jonathan Isaac is back practicing with the Magic and should make his return to game action very soon. Hallelujah and Happy New Year, Magic fans. … I’m not saying NBA officiating doesn’t allow teams to play real defense anymore, but is it really necessary for the refs to build a human wall so Luka Doncic can have a clear path to the basket? … Repeat after me:
We, the Florida Gators, resolve in 2023 to spend more money hiring football players than we spend on hiring football staff members. …
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Last word: “Wherever you go, there are three icons that everyone knows: Jesus Christ, Pele and Coca-Cola.” — Pele, the global soccer legend who passed away a few days ago at the age of 82
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